A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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