- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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