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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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