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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Refridgerator.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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