- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

your mama so old, shes dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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