- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Golf.

Jordan is pregant

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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