- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

here's a joke... the american education society

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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