- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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