What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Wenis Penis

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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