A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Justin Beiber

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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