- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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