- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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