- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

it was all Tagart

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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