What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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