- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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