- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

13 =B you just learned something

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Women's rights

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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