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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him