1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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