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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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