- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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