- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Smelly Indians.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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