- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Brain fart

What is square and grey? A grey square.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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