Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

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