- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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