Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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