- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

The cream, it is coming

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.