What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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