- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Dead girls can't say no.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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