- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

My mom touched my wiener : \

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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