I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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