Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Diana and victoria

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clamidia

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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