If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Womens rights

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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