Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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