What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

thumb_up thumb_down -22

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Runescape.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

thumb_up thumb_down +51

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops