yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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pedophile

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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