- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

what is not funny? This joke.

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Miscarriages.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

The NBA lockout

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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