-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Hi

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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acuna

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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The Holocaust

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A fat man on a moped

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Anti Joke

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