Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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