Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Gale swallows.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Wumbo

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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you.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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