What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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