- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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