whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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