Women's rights.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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