What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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British Dentistry

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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