Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Hello penis

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Anti Joke

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