- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

Jews.

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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