What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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