Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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The 80's

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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