What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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