- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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